I received a fantastic proposal from Mr. Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen today worth $22,500,000.00. It's a deal I could not pass up! So easy and such a small price to pay for MILLIONS! This was my response:

"Awesome! I can't wait to be rich! I've been wanting to smoke my burnt cocaine out of a hundred dollar bill lately anyway. Here's my bank information:

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Cocaine and whores on me when this deposit goes through!

HOOKERS,

CHAMP